A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in. "P....E....N....I....S.." His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***** Joe Estrada From Chicago, Usa
3 men holdup a bus and started collecting cash, jewelry& cellfones from the passengers..... a young lady was so worried that she cannot reached her destination without money... she pulled out her only P500 peso bill from her wallet and insert it at her pantys... the holdapers got her wallet and cellfone...then they fleed...... after reaching her destination...she went to jollibee to eat... at the counter she ordered burgers and pay with the P500 bill....the casheir told her that her P500 was a fake! she asked why?...... the cashier told her that ninoy is covering his nose at the P500 peso bill!........ noli From new york
