Wednesday, December 31, 2008

English language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Source: ahajokes.com

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Imagine and smile for awhile!


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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Journalist: Joke

How the media would handle the end of the world

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.

America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.


Source: http://www.workjoke.com

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Happiness


"Happiness depends upon achievement of personally significant goals and leading a balanced life."
Michael from Worcestershire, England

Being happy is really a choice we make, but it doesn't always seem to be that straightforward.
In each of our lives there are two worlds. One leads to a happy life... and the other to a life of frustration, despair and misery.

These two worlds are the inner world and the outer world. The inner world is made up of our thoughts, and feelings.

The outer world is made of all the things that we can see, hear, touch, smell and taste. The outer world is the manifestation of your inner world. Everything in the outer world is only a symbol representing something in your inner world.

So when we say that we want more money. What we really mean is that we want to create the feeling of being free to buy whatever we like, or to get rid of the feeling of worry connected to money?

And, how to make easy money nowadays? Isn't playing online casino or online marketing?


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